Person A: I won der whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wo men are sooooooo ob sessed by a sparkllllllllllly rock. (Two minutes pass) I mean un der a mic ros cope you might be able to tell that diamonds have a high refrac tive in dex but cubic zir con ias look the same to the naked eye.
Person B: I guess diamonds are essentially lumps of carbon. Hey! Why don't we all wear pencils on our ring finger!
Persons B, C, D &E: Hehehhehehehehehehe!
Person A: Evil *Blank stare*
Person B: And! You know, you don't have to pay zakat on diamonds!
Person C: :O:O:O Shock! Horror! Really!?

(Aye aye peepz, correct me if I am wrong! Allah swt knows best)